Your Highness

Your Highness

★★ Director: David Gordon Green Year: 2011 Hmmm, so I didn't like Pineapple Express so not sure why I'd watch this. But someone told me that this ...

Valkyrie

Valkyrie

★★ Director: Bryan Singer Year: 2008 I can't believe this is a Bryan Singer film. He could have done so much with it. For one, it's a ...

Gnomeo & Juliet

Gnomeo & Juliet

★★ Director: Kelly Asbury Year: 2011 Oh, this was awful. Not sure why it did well in the box office, but the premise is quite terrible. Granted, there ...

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch

★★ Director: Zack Snyder Year: 2011 All you need to know about this film: - It's about 20 music vidoes strung together. - I would love to hire Zack ...

Equilibrium

Equilibrium

★★ Director: Kurt Wimmer Year: 2002 This film had so much promise. A great plot. Unfortunately, it just falls apart. I can't say where, but it tries to ...

Hall Pass

Hall Pass

★★ Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly Year: 2011 This is pure Farrelly brothers. Granted, my favorite film by them is Kingpin so it'll always be hard to top. ...

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

Justin Bieber: Never

★★ Director: Jon M. Chu Year: 2011 Now, this site and my eclectic viewing habits are what makes me so unpredictable. But I can seriously enjoy watching an ...

No Strings Attached

No Strings Attached

★★ Director: Ivan Reitman Year: 2011 Quite the chick flick. Good cast, Natalie Portman looked and acted hot. But that's about it. I suppose it's one of those ...

Synecdoche, New York

Synecdoche, New York

★★ Director: Charlie Kaufman Year: 2008 I love Charlie Kaufman and Philip Seymore Hoffman, but this film wasn't the best. I think he tried to overthink the premise ...

Pirate Radio

Pirate Radio

★★ Director: Richard Curtis Year: 2009 A terrific story that I wasn't aware of, but it's based upon a true story, when the BBC only aired Rock n ...

Harvey

Harvey

★★ Director: Henry Koster Year: 1950 I also have a huge soft spot for James Stewart. The guy is a genius. Unfortunately, this film isn't so great. I ...

How Do You Know?

How Do You Know?

★★ Creator: James L. Brooks Year: 2010 Yet another director who couldn't possibly make a bad movie makes an absolute turd. And I love Paul Rudd, how could ...

28 Weeks Later

28 Weeks Later

★★ Creator: Juan Carlos Fresnadillo Year: 2007 If 28 Days was original and new, this sequel just fell apart. It definitely looks like the studios stating, we need ...

Hereafter

Hereafter

★★ Creator: Clint Eastwood Year: 2010 What a massive disappointment. Now I realize why it left the theaters so quickly. The first 15 minutes are an amazing scene ...

Kings of Pastry

Kings of Pastry

★★ Creator: Chris Hegedus, D.A. Pennebaker Year: 2009 So while I was sick, I just browsed Netflix for whatever types of films I was in the mood for ...

The American

The American

★★ Creator: Anton Corbijn Year: 2010 Clearly, the best thing about this film is the film poster! A nice retro Hitchcock styling that set expectations for the film. ...

Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky

Coco Chanel & I

★★ Creator: Jan Kounen Year: 2009 There's obviously going to be comparisons between this film and Coco Before Chanel. Whereas that film concentrated more towards her beginnings, this ...

Ricky Gervais Out of England 2

Ricky Gervais Out of

★★ Creator: John Moffitt Year: 2010 I had missed Ricky's performance at the Golden Globes and thought this might make up for it. As everyone has insisted, this ...